This review is from: IWC Men's IW504207 Portuguese Tourbillon Mystère Watch (Watch)
Initially I hesitated because the price was far too low and I had deep misgivings concerning the workmanship of this timepiece. But upon purchasing it I found it to be quite remarkable in every way. Not only are souls of deceased popes, prophets and kings embedded into this watch but it constantly maintains simultaneous two-way connections to Buddah, Jesus, the Prophet Mohammed, and Moses. It makes intergalactic travel a breeze and it definitely holds up to the wears and tears of traveling light-speed between uncharted quasars. This watch, however, is far from perfect. It allows for only 80 simultaneous rifts in the space time continuum severely limiting both time travel capabilities and dark energy manipulation. Moreover, while this watch can instantaneously transform itself into a living breathing Megan Fox completely subject to your will, there is far too much grass on the field for any civilized gentleman. I would've returned it but one of the third world infants we use as Christmas tree ornaments happened to free herself and managed to zap herself into a parallel existence. I say good riddance to them both!*************************************************************************
This review is from: Blancpain Men's 5025.3630.52 Fifty Fathoms Tourbillon Rose Gold Watch (Watch)
At first I was skeptical about this watch, but after getting it I realized that this watch is made with 18k gold, and it weighs nearly 13 lbs.! If you know how much gold is going for per ounce these days, you'll see that this watch is quite a bargain. You can't tell from the picture, but the face is roughly the size of a dinner plate. It's meant to be worn around the waist like a prize-fighter belt, so that you can charitably show everyone the time and look dashing and elegant while doing so. I don't go out to many fancy gatherings where it's appropriate to wear, but I've gotten a lot compliments on it from the ladies at church.**********************************************************************************
This review is from: Blancpain Women's 2925.3642.53B Leman Tourbillon Automatic Watch (Watch)
This watch is the best purchase I have ever made. Unfortunately I didn't realize that it was a woman's watch (Come on, it looks like a man's watch - I mean only a man could understand, let alone appreciate that look). So, now I get razzed by all my other homeless friends. I only gave it a four-star rating though because I have a disorder similar to dislexia - I can't interperet between succesive odd-numbers. So when the minute hand is pointing at one of the dots I get very confused and it makes me late for AA meetings.
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